Would you love me

Would you love me if I forgot your birthday and gave your shoes away, refused to shave?
你还会爱我吗？如果我忘记了你的生日，如果我乱扔鞋子，拒绝刮胡子。　　
Would you love me if I blew up a deli and a big fat belly and became real smelly?
如果我炸了一个食品店，如果我有大肚子，感觉快腐烂。　　
Would you love me if I wore tutu, rode a kangaroo with a beehive hairdo?
你还会爱我吗？如果我穿着芭蕾裙，或者骑着袋鼠，戴着一个又大又白痴的假发。　　
Would you love me if I put a big rock in the toe of your sock and force you to walk?
如果我在你的丝袜里装进大石头还强迫你走路。　　
Can't you see I love you
你看不到我多么的爱你吗？　　
I'm crazy about you babe
我为你疯狂，我的宝贝。　　
Don't you leave me,sweetie
别离开我，我的甜心。　　
I'm coming right away
我来了，马上。
Would you love me if I was big as a whale,grew a great green tail left slime like a snail?
你还会爱我吗？如果我胖的像鲸鱼，拖着一条大尾巴，像蜗牛一样流着口水。　　
Would you love me if I took off my clothes stuck a garden hose way up my nose?
你还会爱我吗？如果我脱掉衣服，如果我鼻子里插着水管。　　
Would you love me if I had a hundred fingers and they were all singers and were out of key?
你还会爱我吗？如果我有一百只手指却唱得五音不全。　　
Would you love me if I followed the fad, dressed like a shad and blew your dad?
你还会爱我吗？如果我想把自己装扮成鱼去吮吸你的父亲。　　
Can't you see I love you
你看不到我多么的爱你吗？　　　
I'm crazy about you babe
我为你疯狂，我的宝贝。　　
Don't you leave me,sweetie
别离开我，我的甜心。　　　
I'm coming right away
我来了，马上。　　
Would you love me if I took a big old chainsaw into bed with us and started that sucker up?
你还会爱我吗？如果我在我们的床上挥舞电锯。　　
Put on the ski mask and got all hog-wild?
如果我戴着滑雪眼镜，快乐的像个孩子。