mind-numbing fun

Everybody from the Hazzard County knows not to mess with a Duke. You've got the Duke boys Bo and Luke, who constantly get themselves in trouble with the sheriffs in town. You've got Daisy Duke with the short short shorts, who can distract any man alive AND kick their asses at the same time. The Duke's family business is moonshine, and the boys' Uncle Jesse concocts the tastiest brew in Dixie. This time, they're trying to save their farm and their neighbors' properties from the evil crooked commissioner Boss Hogg, and have some fun while doing it.

I've never watched the old "The Dukes of Hazzard" series, but have heard enough things about it that taught me not to expect too much of this movie. Yes, this movie is full of stupid jokes, car chases, naked girls and more stupid jokes. Just when you think Seann William Scott (the infamous "Stifler" from "American Pie") can't get any more stupid, he does something that's even more dumb. Don't get me wrong, it's funny nonetheless. Always thought Johnny Knoxville was a hottie back from MTV's "Jackass", but he's kind of a tool in this movie. Doesn't really do much the entire movie, cept being a jackass who whores around. Never really liked Jessica Simpson, always thought her super puffy lips are sooo fake, but she does an OK job as Daisy Duke I guess, since most guys will love the way she looks in those short shorts. Also, I love it that the legendary Willie Nelson is in the movie, and we get to hear him sing!

Oh yeah, the many many car chase scenes in the movie are wayyy cool and awesome~ And guys, there are lots of topless girls in this movie, need I say more? :P

In conclusion, this is truly, truly what you would call 105 minutes of mind-numbing entertainment. So have a cow, dude!

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