"标题:"【喜剧片】一名男子因太过压抑说了几句不喜欢厨子做的饭菜的气话,差点被厨子一套深海特里同训诫骂成了傻逼
一名男子因太过压抑说了几句不喜欢厨子做的饭菜的气话,差点被厨子一套深海特里同训诫骂成了傻逼
"标题:"【喜剧片】一名男子因太过压抑说了几句不喜欢厨子做的饭菜的气话,差点被厨子一套深海特里同训诫骂成了傻逼
一名男子因太过压抑说了几句不喜欢厨子做的饭菜的气话,差点被厨子一套深海特里同训诫骂成了傻逼 |
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全片恐怖担当:海鸥(有只雀仔跌落水)
关于活埋那一段(暖蓝)
不清不楚就扯克苏鲁,克苏鲁只能这样拍吗??(还是一个人过吧)
没有在大银幕看过的评价就失去很多意义了 对于我来...(𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐕𝐨𝐝𝐤𝐚)
有没有觉得这片子好压抑,甚至有些致郁的(塞莱娜蒂亚)
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Thomas:
"Damn ye!
Let Neptune strike ye dead,Winslow!
Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk! (with THUNDER in the background)
Hark,Triton,Hark!
Bellow,bid our father,the sea king,rise from the depths,full foul in his fury,
black waves teeming with salt-foam,to smother this young mouth with pungent slime,
to choke ye,engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more.
Only when he,crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard,
take up his fell,be-finned arm,
his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through your gullet!
bursting ye! a bulging bladder no more,but a blasted bloody film now,
a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon,
only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself,
forgotten to any man,to any time,forgotten to any god or devil,forgotten even to the sea,
for any stuff or part of Winslow,even any scantling of your soul,is Winslow no more,but is now itself the sea."
Winslow:
"All right,have it your way.
I like your cooking."
以后谁说我事情没做好,东西做得不好吃,我就给他来一套深海特里同训诫的汉化版
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈,看得时候笑死,因为太长了,我想到法师吟唱
Thomas:
"Damn ye!
Let Neptune strike ye dead,Winslow!
Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk! (with THUNDER in the background)
Hark,Triton,Hark!
Bellow,bid our father,the sea king,rise from the depths,full foul in his fury,
black waves teeming with salt-foam,to smother this young mouth with pungent slime,
to choke ye,engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more.
Only when he,crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard,
take up his fell,be-finned arm,
his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through your gullet!
bursting ye! a bulging bladder no more,but a blasted bloody film now,
a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon,
only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself,
forgotten to any man,to any time,forgotten to any god or devil,forgotten even to the sea,
for any stuff or part of Winslow,even any scantling of your soul,is Winslow no more,but is now itself the sea."
Winslow:
"All right,have it your way.
I like your cooking."
以后谁说我事情没做好,东西做得不好吃,我就给他来一套深海特里同训诫的汉化版
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈,看得时候笑死,因为太长了,我想到法师吟唱
为什么嫌弃他做的饭他需要那么激动,没搞懂
这里太jb搞笑了
求汉化版
哈哈哈哈,你胃口同时大开一顿二十个肘子
哈哈
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