女权+搞笑=太好看了
这篇影评可能有剧透
OH MY GOD,this film is sooooooo fucking awesome.
Amy, 32岁,两个小孩,每天早上为自己的小孩做早餐午餐,送他们上学,然后上班,然后开会,然后把午餐匆匆塞进肚子里,然后参加小孩在学校的各种活动,然后送小孩到各种补习班兴趣班,然后到超市买菜,然后回家还要做晚餐,还要为自己的儿子做作业,她很辛苦,但也只能一个人躲在车里痛哭发泄。然而,在晚餐的餐桌上她没有大发牢骚,反而问自己的丈夫和小孩今天过得怎样。而她的丈夫呢?完全没有负起教育小孩的责任,还出轨,自己还不认为做错了。她20岁就怀孕,从此她的青春就奉献丈夫小孩工作。她是公司的支柱,几乎是公司唯一一个做实事的人,只是她老板太白痴,没有看出来。所以一句话,就是“操着卖白粉的心,赚着卖白菜一样少的工资”。
Kiki, 全职家庭主妇,四个小孩,没有朋友,所有的精力都放在小孩和丈夫身上。
Amy和Kiki都牺牲着自己,榨干自己的时间和精力就是为了做一个好妈妈,但是她们的小孩还埋怨她们做得不够好,丈夫觉得这是她们理所当然应该做的。Amy最大的幻想就是自己一个个人静静地享受早餐,而Kiki呢,则幻想一场小车祸让她受点小伤,在医院足足休息两个星期。听起来pathetic,但是电影拍得很搞笑。
Carla, 离婚,一个小孩,放荡不羁,口无遮拦,毫无节操可言,污出了天际,黄得毫无下限,爱干嘛就干嘛。这个角色像是一星火花,所以当这三个女人碰到一起时,就爆发了。
在超市那场撒野真是绝了,感动的是她们看到一个小孩,立刻收敛,母爱泛滥,几秒钟后,又回到疯狂的状态。她们很辛苦,尽管自己的小孩并不完美,甚至可以说,毫无自豪之处,但是她们很爱很爱自己的小孩,愿意为他们做任何事,觉得他们对自己来说就是礼物,这就是妈妈的伟大之处,不是吗?
印象最深的是Amy跟她儿子的对话:
Son: This is suck, I can’t believe that you are making me make my own breakfast every single day.
Amy: You are doing awesome buddy, you really are.
Son: Hey, where is my science project.
Amy: Oh, I didn’t do it.
Son: What? But it’s due today.
Amy: Yeah
Son: That’s so unfair.
Amy: Yeah, I know. I am so sorry. But you actually have to try to do your own homework right now.
Son: I am a slow learner, remember?
Amy: You’re not a slow learner, you’re just entitled. Honey, do you know what entitle means?
Son: No, because I am a slow leaner.
Amy: It meant that mommy and daddy have been spoiling you. And now you think that the world owes you something, but it doesn’t. And if you don’t learn how to work hard now, then you are just gonna grow up to be like another entitled white dude who thinks he’s awesome for no reason. And then you start to sculpin and it will be awful and you will be meant to girls and you will grow this ironic mustache to look interesting but you aren’t actually be interesting. I am not okay with that. So will you please, please just do your own homework.
太可怕了,绝对不可以太过娇纵小孩,要不然,就会像这个儿子一样,认为妈妈不给自己做早餐是不可思议的事,认为妈妈帮自己作业是天经地义的事,不过Amy的回答真是太他妈的对了:如果我们一再纵容你,你长大就会成为一个自以为是的白人,实际上一点用处都没有,还很糟糕,不尊重女孩子,蓄搞笑的胡须,故作深沉,其实肤浅至极。
其实我觉得Carla把Amy从沙发捡起来时,说的话比Amy最后的竞选Speech精彩多了:
This is the worst thing I have ever seen you do. You quit trying. We don’t quit. Moms don’t quit. (Kiki:No. Quitting is for dads.)
Listen, no matter what shit fall at us, we have to just keep going. And do you know why?
(Kiki:Cause we have low self-esteem.)
No. No. No. It is because we love our kids. Because we love our stupid selfish ungrateful little shit faces. That is why. We love them so much that we will do literally anything for them. OMG, this is not about the election. This is about standing up to the bitch that hurt your little girl. Now you gonna sit here and let Gwendolyn get away this shit? Fuck that. Fuck it. You are gonna raise up like a small little * and you are gonna look at Gwendolyn and you are gonna say you do what you may to me I don’t care, throw it at me I don’t care. But you fuck with my daughter. And now I have to fight you. I am gonna fight you in the playground. I am gonna fight you in the cafeteria. I will even fight you in the parking lot that *** but I will have justice for my little girl. Because I am a fucking mom, and we protect our young. So get up from this coach. Turn off 12 years slave, and let’s body slam this bitch.
大致的意思就是:这是你所做过的事中最糟糕的一件——你放弃尝试。我们不会放弃,妈妈是不会放弃的。(Kiki:只有爸爸才会放弃) ,无论发生什么事,我们都勇往直前,你知道为什么吗?(Kiki:因为我们自卑。)不,因为我们爱自己的小孩,即使他们是愚蠢至极、自私自利小混蛋,我们都爱他们,而且愿意为他们做任何事。所以,你要告诉Gwendolyn,你搞我可以,但是你敢动我的小孩,你就死定了。
p.s. :带* 的地方没听出来是什么 :p
·································现实分界线······························
妈妈仅仅是妈妈而已吗?
妈妈不仅照顾小孩,做家务,还是厨师、家庭医生(无论是生理还是心理上的)、家庭教师、司机、采购员、保镖、丈夫的情人、朋友、家庭调解员、家里的财政大臣、外交大臣、有可能还是园丁、铲屎官、洗衣机、…….24小时全年无休、零工资、零假期、没有五金一险,还要与时俱进,保持身形,永远貌美如花。
其实“女权”,只是想让社会多关注男女的不公,缩小男女之间的差距,男人不应该把女人的付出当做理所当然,更不应该熟视无睹,不应该把女人仅仅看做女流之辈或者是孩子他妈,而更应该看到女性上善若水的那一面。
Amy, 32岁,两个小孩,每天早上为自己的小孩做早餐午餐,送他们上学,然后上班,然后开会,然后把午餐匆匆塞进肚子里,然后参加小孩在学校的各种活动,然后送小孩到各种补习班兴趣班,然后到超市买菜,然后回家还要做晚餐,还要为自己的儿子做作业,她很辛苦,但也只能一个人躲在车里痛哭发泄。然而,在晚餐的餐桌上她没有大发牢骚,反而问自己的丈夫和小孩今天过得怎样。而她的丈夫呢?完全没有负起教育小孩的责任,还出轨,自己还不认为做错了。她20岁就怀孕,从此她的青春就奉献丈夫小孩工作。她是公司的支柱,几乎是公司唯一一个做实事的人,只是她老板太白痴,没有看出来。所以一句话,就是“操着卖白粉的心,赚着卖白菜一样少的工资”。
Kiki, 全职家庭主妇,四个小孩,没有朋友,所有的精力都放在小孩和丈夫身上。
Amy和Kiki都牺牲着自己,榨干自己的时间和精力就是为了做一个好妈妈,但是她们的小孩还埋怨她们做得不够好,丈夫觉得这是她们理所当然应该做的。Amy最大的幻想就是自己一个个人静静地享受早餐,而Kiki呢,则幻想一场小车祸让她受点小伤,在医院足足休息两个星期。听起来pathetic,但是电影拍得很搞笑。
Carla, 离婚,一个小孩,放荡不羁,口无遮拦,毫无节操可言,污出了天际,黄得毫无下限,爱干嘛就干嘛。这个角色像是一星火花,所以当这三个女人碰到一起时,就爆发了。
在超市那场撒野真是绝了,感动的是她们看到一个小孩,立刻收敛,母爱泛滥,几秒钟后,又回到疯狂的状态。她们很辛苦,尽管自己的小孩并不完美,甚至可以说,毫无自豪之处,但是她们很爱很爱自己的小孩,愿意为他们做任何事,觉得他们对自己来说就是礼物,这就是妈妈的伟大之处,不是吗?
印象最深的是Amy跟她儿子的对话:
Son: This is suck, I can’t believe that you are making me make my own breakfast every single day.
Amy: You are doing awesome buddy, you really are.
Son: Hey, where is my science project.
Amy: Oh, I didn’t do it.
Son: What? But it’s due today.
Amy: Yeah
Son: That’s so unfair.
Amy: Yeah, I know. I am so sorry. But you actually have to try to do your own homework right now.
Son: I am a slow learner, remember?
Amy: You’re not a slow learner, you’re just entitled. Honey, do you know what entitle means?
Son: No, because I am a slow leaner.
Amy: It meant that mommy and daddy have been spoiling you. And now you think that the world owes you something, but it doesn’t. And if you don’t learn how to work hard now, then you are just gonna grow up to be like another entitled white dude who thinks he’s awesome for no reason. And then you start to sculpin and it will be awful and you will be meant to girls and you will grow this ironic mustache to look interesting but you aren’t actually be interesting. I am not okay with that. So will you please, please just do your own homework.
太可怕了,绝对不可以太过娇纵小孩,要不然,就会像这个儿子一样,认为妈妈不给自己做早餐是不可思议的事,认为妈妈帮自己作业是天经地义的事,不过Amy的回答真是太他妈的对了:如果我们一再纵容你,你长大就会成为一个自以为是的白人,实际上一点用处都没有,还很糟糕,不尊重女孩子,蓄搞笑的胡须,故作深沉,其实肤浅至极。
其实我觉得Carla把Amy从沙发捡起来时,说的话比Amy最后的竞选Speech精彩多了:
This is the worst thing I have ever seen you do. You quit trying. We don’t quit. Moms don’t quit. (Kiki:No. Quitting is for dads.)
Listen, no matter what shit fall at us, we have to just keep going. And do you know why?
(Kiki:Cause we have low self-esteem.)
No. No. No. It is because we love our kids. Because we love our stupid selfish ungrateful little shit faces. That is why. We love them so much that we will do literally anything for them. OMG, this is not about the election. This is about standing up to the bitch that hurt your little girl. Now you gonna sit here and let Gwendolyn get away this shit? Fuck that. Fuck it. You are gonna raise up like a small little * and you are gonna look at Gwendolyn and you are gonna say you do what you may to me I don’t care, throw it at me I don’t care. But you fuck with my daughter. And now I have to fight you. I am gonna fight you in the playground. I am gonna fight you in the cafeteria. I will even fight you in the parking lot that *** but I will have justice for my little girl. Because I am a fucking mom, and we protect our young. So get up from this coach. Turn off 12 years slave, and let’s body slam this bitch.
大致的意思就是:这是你所做过的事中最糟糕的一件——你放弃尝试。我们不会放弃,妈妈是不会放弃的。(Kiki:只有爸爸才会放弃) ,无论发生什么事,我们都勇往直前,你知道为什么吗?(Kiki:因为我们自卑。)不,因为我们爱自己的小孩,即使他们是愚蠢至极、自私自利小混蛋,我们都爱他们,而且愿意为他们做任何事。所以,你要告诉Gwendolyn,你搞我可以,但是你敢动我的小孩,你就死定了。
p.s. :带* 的地方没听出来是什么 :p
·································现实分界线······························
妈妈仅仅是妈妈而已吗?
妈妈不仅照顾小孩,做家务,还是厨师、家庭医生(无论是生理还是心理上的)、家庭教师、司机、采购员、保镖、丈夫的情人、朋友、家庭调解员、家里的财政大臣、外交大臣、有可能还是园丁、铲屎官、洗衣机、…….24小时全年无休、零工资、零假期、没有五金一险,还要与时俱进,保持身形,永远貌美如花。
其实“女权”,只是想让社会多关注男女的不公,缩小男女之间的差距,男人不应该把女人的付出当做理所当然,更不应该熟视无睹,不应该把女人仅仅看做女流之辈或者是孩子他妈,而更应该看到女性上善若水的那一面。