限制级预告片中英文台词和吐槽
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-I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.
我爱你,韦德威尔逊,我们能挺过去。【注释:贱贱的前女友】
-You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lung, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.
你说得对。癌细胞不过扩散在我的肝肺前列腺和大脑,没这些杂碎我也能活。
- What if I told you we can make you better?
如果我告诉你我们能把你治好 ,听起来怎么样?
You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of, make you a superhero.
你是个战士。我们可以给你大多人梦寐以求的能力,让你成为超级英雄。
-You just promise you'll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else.
请保证你会对我好点,这样我就能善待他人。
But please don't make me supersuit green, or ANNIMATED!
但千万别让我穿绿色制服,或者加特技duang!!!【注释:吐槽绿灯侠,Ryan以前出演的烂片,制服是CG特效做的】
-One thing that never survives this place, is a sense of humor.
从来没人能带着幽默感离开这个地方。【注释:weapon x加拿大坑爹毁容所大家都懂,电影大boss Ajax】
-We'll see about that, pop spice.
结论别下的那么早,性感小辣椒。
Oh come on, you'll leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O' Donnell?
噢别走,你就这么把我和没那么生气的罗西奥唐纳扔在一起吗?【注释:罗茜·奥唐纳,著名啦啦脱口秀主持人,以愤怒出名?讽刺旁边的妹子脾气大。】
marvel标志伴随[shoop]的bgm(全歌见最后)
[Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up,
Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-]
-WAIT!!You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.
等一下!!你们也许不知道为啥哥穿一身红色杀马特,这样坏人就看不出我流血了。这边这位小哥理解对了,他穿了屎黄色裤子。
Cut the music.
关门放歌
In 2016
bgm[X Gon' Give it to ya](同理全歌看最后啦)
[X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
You motherfucker never wanted nothin
But your life said, that's for the light day
I'm gettin down, down
Make it say freeze
But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo)
Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker]
-Ah! What the…
干!
Uh~
【With Great Power】
能力越大
【Comes great irresponsibility】
越不负责
-It reeks like old lady-pants in here.
这屋闻起来像老太太的裹脚布。【注释:其实是啥意思你们都懂我就在文字上打个码。旁边的老太太也是死侍v1里出镜率很高的漫画人物哦[其实也不是很高啦]闭嘴,总之她叫Blind Al,和贱贱住一个公寓(?】
-Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth.
听起来你嘴里含了个老二。【注释:别问我这句为啥不打码我不知道怎么打】
-Aw Motherfucker. You are hard to look at.
干他娘的,你看着真他妈让人难受。
-Like a testicle with teeth.
像长了牙的睾丸。(点着头)
-You looks like Freddy Krueger face-fucked the topographical map of Utah.
你看上去像弗莱迪·克鲁格和犹他州地形图来了次颜交。【注释:啊这句话要写很长注释!弗莱迪克鲁格是猛鬼街经典角色,以坑坑洼洼的脸出名,你们百度下图片就懂。犹他州也以坑坑洼洼出名。总之这句话骂的很有水平!!在下输了!!!对了这位口吐莲花的才子是鼹鼠(Weasel),贱贱的好基友加武器供应商,贱萌贱萌的,当然贱贱有的时候会傲娇各种欺负他,但有正事的时候就超够朋友】
-Exactly!
就是这个调调!(拍桌叫好
接下来的动作都很帅你们快看快看!!!
-Uh. I'm touching myself tonight.
爽!今晚哥要撸一发。
Deadpool~~~~bgm还是[X Gon' Give it to ya]
-You are haunted.
你长得跟鬼一样。
You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.
你看上去像一颗鳄梨和一颗更老的鳄梨打炮生出的孽子。
-Thank you.
谢你全家。
我爱你,韦德威尔逊,我们能挺过去。【注释:贱贱的前女友】
-You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lung, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.
你说得对。癌细胞不过扩散在我的肝肺前列腺和大脑,没这些杂碎我也能活。
- What if I told you we can make you better?
如果我告诉你我们能把你治好 ,听起来怎么样?
You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of, make you a superhero.
你是个战士。我们可以给你大多人梦寐以求的能力,让你成为超级英雄。
-You just promise you'll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else.
请保证你会对我好点,这样我就能善待他人。
But please don't make me supersuit green, or ANNIMATED!
但千万别让我穿绿色制服,或者加特技duang!!!【注释:吐槽绿灯侠,Ryan以前出演的烂片,制服是CG特效做的】
-One thing that never survives this place, is a sense of humor.
从来没人能带着幽默感离开这个地方。【注释:weapon x加拿大坑爹毁容所大家都懂,电影大boss Ajax】
-We'll see about that, pop spice.
结论别下的那么早,性感小辣椒。
Oh come on, you'll leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O' Donnell?
噢别走,你就这么把我和没那么生气的罗西奥唐纳扔在一起吗?【注释:罗茜·奥唐纳,著名啦啦脱口秀主持人,以愤怒出名?讽刺旁边的妹子脾气大。】
marvel标志伴随[shoop]的bgm(全歌见最后)
[Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up,
Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-]
-WAIT!!You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.
等一下!!你们也许不知道为啥哥穿一身红色杀马特,这样坏人就看不出我流血了。这边这位小哥理解对了,他穿了屎黄色裤子。
Cut the music.
关门放歌
In 2016
bgm[X Gon' Give it to ya](同理全歌看最后啦)
[X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
You motherfucker never wanted nothin
But your life said, that's for the light day
I'm gettin down, down
Make it say freeze
But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo)
Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker]
-Ah! What the…
干!
Uh~
【With Great Power】
能力越大
【Comes great irresponsibility】
越不负责
-It reeks like old lady-pants in here.
这屋闻起来像老太太的裹脚布。【注释:其实是啥意思你们都懂我就在文字上打个码。旁边的老太太也是死侍v1里出镜率很高的漫画人物哦[其实也不是很高啦]闭嘴,总之她叫Blind Al,和贱贱住一个公寓(?】
-Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth.
听起来你嘴里含了个老二。【注释:别问我这句为啥不打码我不知道怎么打】
-Aw Motherfucker. You are hard to look at.
干他娘的,你看着真他妈让人难受。
-Like a testicle with teeth.
像长了牙的睾丸。(点着头)
-You looks like Freddy Krueger face-fucked the topographical map of Utah.
你看上去像弗莱迪·克鲁格和犹他州地形图来了次颜交。【注释:啊这句话要写很长注释!弗莱迪克鲁格是猛鬼街经典角色,以坑坑洼洼的脸出名,你们百度下图片就懂。犹他州也以坑坑洼洼出名。总之这句话骂的很有水平!!在下输了!!!对了这位口吐莲花的才子是鼹鼠(Weasel),贱贱的好基友加武器供应商,贱萌贱萌的,当然贱贱有的时候会傲娇各种欺负他,但有正事的时候就超够朋友】
-Exactly!
就是这个调调!(拍桌叫好
接下来的动作都很帅你们快看快看!!!
-Uh. I'm touching myself tonight.
爽!今晚哥要撸一发。
Deadpool~~~~bgm还是[X Gon' Give it to ya]
-You are haunted.
你长得跟鬼一样。
You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.
你看上去像一颗鳄梨和一颗更老的鳄梨打炮生出的孽子。
-Thank you.
谢你全家。