刚整理下来第一集的双语语录.[手打的累死了]
如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面,如果有一个狭缝可以观测到,那它没有同时通过两个狭缝.
So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果观测不到,那它会通过.
If it's unobserved,it will.
但如果它是在离开平面后,在击中目标物之前被观测到,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it won't have gone through both slits.
没错 你想说什么
Agreed.What's your point?
没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
That's no point, i just think it's a good idea for a t-shit.
但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我的精子上的.
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
如果她最好发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距,大多数人被会被绊倒.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
我十二岁时做过一系列试验,我爸爸还摔断了锁骨.
I did a series of experiments when i was 12,My father broke his clavicle.
你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Is that why they sent you to a boarding school?
不是, 是因为我那些关于激光的试验.
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
我们要不要请他来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季.
NO.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
第二季的DVD我们已经看过了.
We already watched the season two dvds.
但评论音轨还没看.
Not with commentary.
这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐,你最好不要说些肠运动的事.
I'm no expert,but i believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
不错,只是一些量子力学而已边上还随便写了一点点弦理论.
Yeah,well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部分 是我开的玩笑 讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
That part there,that's just a joke.It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
如果你说"上帝啊"是想再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦,那一点没错.
If by "holy smokes",you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff.You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想就是指你出生时相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置可能会决定你的性格.
Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
明白了 距离上次有女人在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
Point taken.It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip out eyes out.
我很抱歉,如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后成功验证弦理论了.
Excuse me , if i were to give up on the first little hitch,i never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果观测不到,那它会通过.
If it's unobserved,it will.
但如果它是在离开平面后,在击中目标物之前被观测到,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it won't have gone through both slits.
没错 你想说什么
Agreed.What's your point?
没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
That's no point, i just think it's a good idea for a t-shit.
但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我的精子上的.
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
如果她最好发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距,大多数人被会被绊倒.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
我十二岁时做过一系列试验,我爸爸还摔断了锁骨.
I did a series of experiments when i was 12,My father broke his clavicle.
你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Is that why they sent you to a boarding school?
不是, 是因为我那些关于激光的试验.
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
我们要不要请他来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季.
NO.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
第二季的DVD我们已经看过了.
We already watched the season two dvds.
但评论音轨还没看.
Not with commentary.
这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐,你最好不要说些肠运动的事.
I'm no expert,but i believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
不错,只是一些量子力学而已边上还随便写了一点点弦理论.
Yeah,well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部分 是我开的玩笑 讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
That part there,that's just a joke.It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
如果你说"上帝啊"是想再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦,那一点没错.
If by "holy smokes",you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff.You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想就是指你出生时相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置可能会决定你的性格.
Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
明白了 距离上次有女人在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
Point taken.It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip out eyes out.
我很抱歉,如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后成功验证弦理论了.
Excuse me , if i were to give up on the first little hitch,i never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
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