Mae West Quotes

—I could be your slave.
—I guess that could be arranged。


Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.


Tira asks a man how many times he has been married. When he replies five times, this causes her to react:
—Five times!...Wedding bells must sound like an alarm clock to you.


When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.


I've been around. I travel from coast to coast.
A dame like me can't make trips like that
without meeting any of the male population.


It's not the men in your life that counts,it's the life in your men.