Dear modern man...

"Dear modern man...

you know what this modern
woman wants for breakfast?

Maybe oatmeal.

Bacon and eggs if she's craving protein.

Definitely coffee,but relax.

I'm not gonna have you for breakfast,

so please don't be such a
wimp about women at work.

It's high time to accept the fact that
a woman might not just be your co-worker.

She could be your boss,and you're
gonna have to be prepared to deal,

to be a man about it in
the true sense of the word.

Sure,more working women
means more competition,

but instead of being threatened
by it,be challenged by it.

Let's bring out the best in each other.

Win or lose,if you're a
good sport,everybody wins.

Until you get your head around this,you'll
be on your road,and I'll be on mine.

I hope at some point
we meet in the middle.

Cheers,
the modern woman."