疯狂店员语录
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你说我撒谎不他可能只是在休息他的眼睛
Areyoucalling me a liar? NO He was probably just resting his eyes.
凯特琳和我不可能在一起不可能
Caitlin and I can't be together. It's impossible.
从你嘴里说出的话剧怎么这么容易
Melodrama comin' from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
那你要我说些什么“是的 你说的有些事是对的”
What do you want me to say? ""Yes, some of the thingsyou're saying are true"?
事情就是那样的他们是不会变的
That's the way things are. They're not gonna change.
3那就改变他们吧我不能好了吧
-Make em change. -I can't allright?
上帝你能不能不烦我啊
Jesus, will you leave me alone?
我的生活不能变成那样了如果行我早改了
I can't make changes in my life Like that. IfI could, I would.
但我没有那种能力我不敢把我安逸的状况...
But I don't have the ability to risk the comfortable situations..
押在这么高的代价上面
on the big money and the fabulous prizes!
-在跟谁开玩笑呢你可以的一上帝 我不能
-Who are you kidding? You can So. -Jesus H. Christ! I can't!
那你就痛苦了就因为你没有那么大的勇气来面对改变
So you're gonna be miserable 'cause you don't have the guts to face change?
我妈妈在我三岁的时候曾告诉我
My mother told me once thatwhenI was three years old,
我的尿壶盖关上了
my potty lid was closed,
我懒得打开它结果我就尿到裤子里了
and instead of me lifting it, Ishit my pants.
有趣的故事
Lovely story.
关键是我不是那一类型的人..
The point is, I'm not the type of person...
那种愿意以破坏当前生活为代价来打破成规的人
who'll disrupt things justso Ican shit comfortably.
为什么你告诉维罗妮卡我要甩她去找凯特琳
WhydidyoutellVerontcathatIwas gonna dump hertogobackwithCaitlin?
C我本以为能帮你个忙呢上帝
IthoughtIwas doing you a favor,-oh,Jesus.
你总是说你怎么不能改变你自己
Youtrealwayssayinghow youcan't initiatechangeyourself.
我想我来帮你一把
Ithought I'd give you a hand.
谢谢
Thanks.
你还是不该掐我脖子的
Youstill didn't have to chokeme.
摆脱我没杀了你算你走运
oh, pleasesIim surprised I didn'tkilyou
一你为什么那样说 我为什么那样说
山-Whydoyousay that? -Why doIsay that?
兰德尔算了
Randal.. Forget it.
不真的我到底做错了什么你还有什么没做
' Noreally WhatdidIdo that was so wrong? -Whatdontyoudo?
有时候我想你来上班的原因是让我生活更加痛苦
Sometimesithinktheonlyreasonyou come to workistomakemy life miserable.
你怎么知道的一今天你几点上班
Howdoyoufigure? -What time did yougettoworktoday?
大概10:00或者更晚点
Like 10:00, or ten after
你迟到了半个小时并且你尽是来这里
Youwereoverahalfan hour late. And then allyoudoiscomeinhere.
一是啊和你聊天音像店就一直关着
Yeah,to tlktoyou. Which means the video storeisostensiblydlosed
那和这没有什么关系
oh, it'snot like I'm miles away
除了你出去到另外一家音像店租影带
Unlessyoureoutrenting video at othervideostores.
两性人我租了是为了我们两个可以一起看
Hermaphrodites. Irented it so we couldwatchitogether.
你让我被罚款
You get me slapped with afine.
你让我跑了顾客我还得来一个个弥补
Youarguewththe customers, and I have topatchevenythingup,
你让我们从葬礼上冒犯了尸体结果被赶出
Yougetusthrownout of a funeral by violatingthecorpse.
这些都不说你毁了我们间的友谊
Then to top it all off you ruin my relationshtp.
我是说你到底要做什么
Imean, what's your encore?
你是不是想把我妈强奸了再跟我说对不起啊
Doyou, like, anallyrape my mother while pouringsugarin mygastank?
你知道这一切到底什么是可悲的
You knowwhatthe real tragedy aboutallofthisis?
我今天本不该来这里的
Im not evensupposed to be heretoday!
操操哥们儿
Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal
上帝去你的什么都推到我身上
Jesus, thereyougo, trying to passthebuck,
我是你不幸的根源
Imthesource of all yourmiseny
谁叫关了店门玩曲棍球
谁说美了店门去参加葬礼
Who closed the store to playhockey? Who closedthestoretogotoawake?
谁说要尝试赢回的前女友..。
Who triedtowinback his ex-gitlfiend..
什么不想想他现在拍拖的女友会怎么想
without even discussinghow he felt with hispresentone?
你该责备别人吗怪你自包吧
Youlwanna blame somebody?Blameyourself.
“我今天本不该在这里的"
”"T'm not even supposedtobeheretoday"
你他妈就是个蠢猪
You sound like an asshole!
上帝
没有人捆着你让你待在这儿
Jesus, nobody twistedyourarmto be heres
你来这里做自己不想做的事
You're here of your own volition.
你应该想想你肩上有世界给你多大的压力
You like to think the weight of theworld rests onyourshoulder
如果但丁不在这里的话好像这个地方就要垮掉似的
Like this place would fllapartif Dantewasnfthere,
上帝
I你就像在做一个奴隶做的工作
Jesus,youovercompensatefor having what's basicallya monkey's job.
你按下按钮任何人都可以跳华尔兹做我们的活儿
You pushfuckin' buttons. Anybody couldwaltzinhereranddo ourjobs.
你被这些东西搞迷惑了
You're so obsessedwith making it seemsomuchmoreepic
其实那有那么重要的东西啊
SO muchmore important thanitreally is.
.上帝你居然在一个便利店上班
Christ, you work in a conveniencestore,
但丁我要说真是太坏了
Dante, and badly, I mightadd!
我居然工作在一个更挫的音像店挫
Iworkina shitty video store, badlyas well.
你知道那个叫杰伊的家伙是对的
You know thatguy Jaysgotitright
他对自己所做的没错
He hasno delusions about whathedoes,
我们我们好像把自己看的比。
Us-weliketomake ourselves seem So much moreimportant..
那些进来买报纸香烟的人更重要
than the people thatcome in heretobuyapaperorGodforbid digarettes.
我们瞧不起他们好像我们更高等似的
We look down onthem as if we're SO advanced.
如果我们真的是那么他妈的高等
Well,if we're so fuckin'advanced
我们还在 这里做什么
what are we doin' workin' here?
