体检的那个测验

呵呵，想起Watchman了

测了一下，不过不知道结果说明什么...

想起Watchmen

+1

罗夏墨迹图
施测人从小孩子的反应中来判断他是否心理健康或者是有精神病潜质

感谢，长见识了

另外让我想看watchman了

怎么办 测了下 我精神缺陷是65% 自觉很高了。。它给的motto倒是很喜欢： Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better

我94%........

我67%，worriesome~

Sickness Quotient: 56%

Sickness Quotient: 73%,晕

Test Results


Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 100% is very disturbing.

我只能像Clotaire的那样说，不是我弄脏的······

Sickness Quotient: 91%

Sickness Quotient: 69%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 69% is a little worriesome.

好吧其实好多个我都是自己写的
没有一个选项像嘛

给小孩子测试的

Sickness Quotient: 87%
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

技术帖 长知识

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 77%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 77% indicates therapy may be useful.

Test Results


Sickness Quotient: 95%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 95% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.


Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.

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这个分值高的，是会有患上妄想症的可能
具体可以搜索妄想症相关网站和贴吧

。。我有点意识到自己的确喜欢夸大自己的想法。。

搞笑

http://www.theinkblot.com/testresults.htm
这个页面每次刷新结果都不同的，感觉结果比较扯

Sickness Quotient: 92%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 92% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

恩 听说过

Sickness Quotient: 70%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 70% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

我64.。好多图都不是我心中的答案噢。哈哈

我85~~吓一跳~
基本每个图都没有我想的答案，一开始一直点option加答案，后来烦了，就随便挑些没有satan的选项...
85啊！！看上面的测试结果，好像大家的症状都不轻啊...

100%........

Sickness Quotient: 50%
Congratulations! At a 50% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 87%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 87% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.

Sickness Quotient: 95%
令人发指！

44% 。。说明了啥

94%
是不是對成年人不准的？

想起Watchmen
　　
！！你们不说我也没想起呢哈哈！

94%.....

76%

Sickness Quotient: 71%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

96%

Sickness Quotient: 83%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 83% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.
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测试结果最后面的两个图像是神马？

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 89%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 89% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.

84%
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

会不会只有小孩子测才准- -

Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.太损了！我恨这个测试

67%，为什么我看每张图都差不多，为什么都是对称的？

看下来，我是最正常的

Sickness Quotient: 43%
Congratulations! At a 43% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

•Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.


•Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.


•Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

我两遍选了一样的答案，结果都不一样，这个网站很坑爹

Sickness Quotient: 85%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

Sickness Quotient: 60%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 60% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

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