What would a theoretical physicist understand about an experiment anyway? I mean, you wouldn't know a confounding variable if two of them hit you in the face at the same time!
And you don't even get that joke, 'cause you don't even work with confounding variables!
How dare you?
Oh, you heard me. Your experimental bona fides are laughable.
Whoa, whoa! Now you're making fun of my bona fides?
Can't make fun of something that's a null set.
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