小讽刺

--"In America they don't allow smoking in aquariums."
--"In Europe we don't attack a country just to steal his oil."
--"What?"
--"Did I offend you? Are you going to shoot an army?Maybe you should check out my pockets for Weapons of Mass Destruction."
--"I just ask you to put your cigarette out."
--"As in what is next? Take wine away from my childrem?I'll put out the cigarette. God bless America!"