Quotes from The Big Bang Theory Season 1
·I'm polymerized tree sap,and you're an inorganic adhesive.So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me.Returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.
·The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense.Let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you.It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need,whereas you know what you need.Now,I could simplify things―just give you the $50 directly,and then you could give me $50 on my birthday,and so on.Until one of us dies,leaving the other one old and $50 richer.
·The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense.Let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you.It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need,whereas you know what you need.Now,I could simplify things―just give you the $50 directly,and then you could give me $50 on my birthday,and so on.Until one of us dies,leaving the other one old and $50 richer.
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