这段台词配合当时的情况真是神来之笔啊！！

In fact,before making any decision in your life,no matter how small,call your wife first.
其实，在你做任何决定之前不论是多小的决定都应该先问问你老婆

Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule,lost in the desert,helpless,dumb and in constant need of direction.Never take the initiative,never strike out on your own,and never deviate from the plan.Why?Beacuse you are a brain-damaged mule and you are lost in the damn desert!

就当你自己是只脑残的笨驴在沙漠里迷路了，又迷茫又无助，急需有人指引永远别只凭直觉，永远别只考虑自己的想法永远别偏离正常的轨道。为什么？因为你就是一只脑残的笨驴而且你在沙漠里迷路了！