夭书奇谈的分集短评

英国恶棍 3095天前

[第2集] 0745开始则断鸡汤笑死我辣，什么鸡汤文都弱爆了。
Eric和养鸡的Back叔叔对话，Eric用E代替，Back用B代替

E: What did Erine did to me mister Back? She said me mum and dad never did like me!
B: Well...ye...well I suppose you will find out someday lad.
E: Find out what mister Back?
B: Well...you see Eric, it's like this. There were [第2集] 0745开始则断鸡汤笑死我辣，什么鸡汤文都弱爆了。
Eric和养鸡的Back叔叔对话，Eric用E代替，Back用B代替

E: What did Erine did to me mister Back? She said me mum and dad never did like me!
B: Well...ye...well I suppose you will find out someday lad.
E: Find out what mister Back?
B: Well...you see Eric, it's like this. There were some people in life who were interesting people, you know there good company, fun to be with, you know, people went to see them on the street, say 'Ah, that's old son-so, isn't it glad to see him!' will make ye 'appy! you know, eh, people make you feel that life is worth living!
然后顿了一下
But, you are not one of them.

Eric一下笑脸变哭腔了

E: What do you mean Mr. Back?
B: I mean Eric, you are a boring little tit!

贝克叔叔回头弄他的鸡窝了，鸡鸭哇哩哇啦叫，留下Eric一个人不知所措
然后...

B: Do ye mind if I give you some advices?
E: No, I don't suppose so
B: You got to pull yourself together lad, you've got to do something, you have to make something in your life.
E: You mean, buy a new shovel and a mule!?
B: No no forget about the shovel and mule...

Eric急了，Shovel可是对他很重要的东西啊！

E: it's brand new!
B: you won't find yourself more interesting if you buy a new shovel, even one hundred new shovels!

Eric 听见了100把shovel，顿时其他都没听进去，喜笑颜开:

E: Wouldn't it?! that'd be good!
B: it's what you are yourself that counts. And you remember what your own grandad said just before he died...

Eric开始模仿起他大爹嗝屁时候呃呃呃呃的声音，贝克叔叔心疼地拍拍Eric肩：

B: Don't be fool lad, this one thing you got to learn, is to pull yourself up in this world, and that's what you got to do lad, get out there and pull yourself up, you are the only one who can.

鸡汤文要这样才有意思嘛。
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