Never seen Charlie Chan.
Never forget Vincent Chin.
I'm 'bout to drop
some knowledge on you.
Let the lesson begin.
Now, I'ma teach
this assignment in slang,
brother, change
the whole world to see shit
like The Eye
by the Pang brothers.
Asian American
who ain't afraid to say
comparing me
to David Carradine
will get you set ablaze
with kerosene.
I don't call
television racist,
but I do watch The Simpsons
and SpongeBob
just to see
some yellow faces.
I take the yellow haters
down like elevators.
Left hand on your girl.
right foot
on the accelerator.
You ain't laughing at that.
I'm that new type of Asian.
I'll let you
do the math on that one.
I'ma teach you who's me
'cause I'm the Bruce Lee
of loose-leaf,
the Donnie N. of rhyming,
and the Jackie Chan
of rapping, man.
Orient Express coming through!
Forget what you think you know.
I'll teach
your ashes a lesson.
Listen and learn
and don't ask me no questions.
Wake up, kids, and keep
your eyes in my direction.
Welcome
to my Chinese school.
Class is in session.
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