OS by Lenny Bruce（带你重温结局脱口秀图文版）超感人嗷嗷嗷嗷值得品味

Will Elizabeth Taylor be come bar mitzvah? Yeah I promised to the kind in the audio I’ll do all the lines we’ve rehearsed. And actually I do had, and always will be accused of bad... Yeah but there is a another side to my nature, the aesthetic side...

I’m going to... ah did you dig that? I’m so happy.

I’m going to write a musical with Steve Allen and it’s a sort of a nice kind of a thing, and it’s about a couple, and if you’ve been married or you know, are now, you know the scene that happens, you have a million beefs with your old lady and you break up, then you go back together again.

But this couple in the play they are little eccentric. They’ve broken up and gone back about 55 times in 7 years. but they keep going back for the kids’ sake, so finally they go to a marriage counselor, opens up and they’re together and they’re happy, without one argument, but the kids are completely nuts because they’re so adjusted to that scene you know, breaking up and going back together that it’s been too much for them.

So they decide for the kids’ sake, to break up.

In this scene Steve, like, you know, he’s my friend, we’re hanging out together and he’s got the first line.

Alright.

Hey Lenny, where’s your old lady?

Oh we had a beef, man, we broke up.

Oh that’s too bad, but don’t worry, you’ll be back together.

No, that’s it, you know, you have a million fights and finally decide that’s the one. You’ve had it, you know, and I finally got the guts and I got rid of of her and I don’t believe it man. I finally did it, I finally got rid of her.

How did you do that?

She left me. (hahaha)

But it’s better off man, it better off alone. I’m really gonna swing. I’m gonna fix up my own penth, that’s it. I can really fix up a penth. I’m gonna really get some of that shiny black furniture and I’ll get a bullfight poster, and I’ll get a coffee table and I’ll make a door out of it. (Hahah) I’d just really swing, it’ll just be nice and I’ll get a satin smoking jacket and a pearl white phone and I’ll sit back and relax.

Finally I’ll be all alone, man, that’s the best way to make it.

All alone,

all alone,

all alone, all alone, all joy to be all alone, I’m happy alone,

don’t you see...

I’ve convinced you...

All alone, all alone, like a nearsighted dog wears the bone.

Ah but it’s better to be all alone, no more taking out the garbage here or yanking on the phone. I gave her everything, even my mother’s ring.

But to me, she was so petty, sometimes I wish that she was dead, but it’ll probably takes her two hours to get ready. (hahaha)

When she’s old, then she’s gonna be sorry, that’s it, like she’s young and swinging now and she can get a lot of guys, but when she’s old I can see it about twenty years from now on.

Ah how are you doing Anne?

Yeah I haven’t seen you in a long time. You look pretty good, maybe you still wash your hair with Dutch hair cleanser, I see, yeah, you look pretty good. You’ve gained a few pounds, what happens to your neck? (Hahah)

Yeah I heard you have got married a few times.

Ah, me? No, I, ah, I’ve always stay single. I’ve been investing property, yeah, I picked up a little place in Mexico, maybe you’ve been heard of it. It’s called Ecoboco.

Where do you live? A furnished room? Oh that’s nice, yeah, you cook on the radiator, the paper drapes, sitting in the lobby watching television all day, and yeah, that’s cool yeah.

You have the diners club you signed for it, you go first class in those joints...

Yeah, that’s it.

Her future spells a murky gloom.

I’ll be rich and famous and she’ll be living in a furnished room, but it’s gonna be too late, I won’t hear her moan. I’ll be living in my Nob Hill mansion, rich and all alone.

All alone, all alone.

I’ll be rich,

but so all alone...

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