D: I'm looking for a zing.
S: Okay, chaning phone ring.
D: No, no. I'm looking for a date.
S: The date is Friday July, 13.
D: No, no. I want to meet someone.
S: Understood. You want to eat dim sum.
D: Are you kidding me right now? Don't u get it? I want to go on a date. I'm...Lonely.
S: I understood. U want baloney.