Dear Santa,are you real?
If you live at the North Pole
How come I can’t see your house when I look on goole earth?
Are you Saint Nicholas?
Because you’d be incredibly old
How do you have time to read all the letters from all the children in the world?
And how many cookies and mince pies have you eaten in all of history?
How do you get all presents in the sack?
Dose your sack have to get bigger every year because of exponential population growth
And how do you get down the chimneys ？
I put my head in ours and it’s really small even if you could squeeze down it in one minute there’s nine houses in my road so that’s nearly 10 minutes.and there are millions of roads in the world
It must be so hard being Santa these days
I mean ，wha if after all of that.
I'm staying at grandmas ？
Santa ，how can you get round the whole word in just one night ？
My friend said that you’d have to go so fast it would make you and the sleigh and the reindeer all burn up
I think you are real.but how do you do it ？
I would love a pink twinkle bike
But please don’t bring it if it makes you and the reindeer burn