Robin: Oh, lily you know me. I am just not into all that coupley stuff.
Lily: Okay, I know that stuff looks dumb from outside. It would be the happiest thing in the world when you're part of it. If you just gave it a chance, you might like it.
Robin: Are you trying to get me to join a cult?
Lily: If you don't start meeting him halfway, you're gonna lose him.
Lily: Okay yes, it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake, but you don't really know it's a mistake, because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say, "Yep, that was a mistake." So really the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you'd go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not. And, damn it, I've made no mistakes! I've done all of this, my life, my relationship, my career, mistake-free.
Ted: I'm just tired of waiting. And that is all I'm going to say on that subject.
Stella: You know, I once talked my way out of a speeding ticket? I was heading upstate to my parents' house doing, like, 90 on this country road,and I got pulled over. So this cop gets out of his car. He kind of swaggers on over and he's, like, "Young lady, I have been waiting for you all day." So I looked up at him and I said, "I'm so sorry, Officer. I got here as fast as I could."
Ted: For real?
Stella: No. It's an old joke.I know that you're tired of waiting, and you may have to wait a little while more, but she's on her way, Ted. And she's getting here as fast as she can. Just be a little bit more patient.
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