I told Gamora,
how when I was a kid,I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad.
He is a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy.
Earlier, it struck me,
Yondu didn't have a talking car but he did have a flying arrow.
He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel, but he did have the whistle of one,
Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures,
and hooked up with hot women,
and fought robots.
I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.
Only,it was you, Yondu.
I had a pretty cool dad.
What I'm trying to say here is,
sometimes the thing you're searching for your whole life,
it's right there by your side all along.
You don't even know it.