E1 Barney的语速真……666 一分钟介绍故事so awesome (actually just 52 seconds）
One minute story :
Seven years ago,when Marshall and Lily got engaged,Ted saw Robin across a crowded room,and I said,“Oh,yeah,you just like know she likes it dirty,”but Ted really liked her so we played “Have you met Ted?”
They went to dinner,he walked her home,shoulda kissed her,didn't-- lame --so he stole a smurf penis,went back to her place,should've kissed her,didn't--lame.
He threw three parties,they kissed on the roof,but decided to be friends--lame--then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding,she couldn't go,he went alone and met Victoria,didn't kiss her either--lame--not a great closer,Ted--but he finally kissed her,they started dating,she went to Germany,Ted kissed Robin,lost Victoria.Ted did a rain dance,got Robin,Ted and Robin broke up.
Robin moved to Brazil,came back with a Latin stud,Ted get jealous,got a tramp stamp,not really relevant to the story I
just like mentioning that as much as possible,I hooked up with Robin,Ted and I stopped being friends,Ted got hit by a bus,we made up...
Robin and I started dating,I got fat,her hair fell out.We broke up,Robin dated Don,I darted Nora,cheated on her with Robin,I dumped Nora,Robin dated Kevin,but not for long,and them I met you and you took my grandpa's watch but I fell in love with you anyway,and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes and we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything!
Also I went to the Price Is Right and won a dune buggy.
E5虽然很站BR，然Ted对Robin的好已成习惯。他爱她超过他所想，来去八年还是放不太下Robin。在千帆过尽Victoria终于可能是The One，可与Robin not friend any more 还是can't do it 。I can't image the life without Robin 无论他们的爱情究竟走向如何，但Friends亲人是永远的。
E6 I love everything about her,and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm the guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt,but this woman has hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to,and there have been times that I wanted to.It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times,but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly,irretrievably in love with her.More than she knows.
E12 Brane is awesome!!! The Robin 真的太感人了快哭了好吗。看着Ted觉得很心酸，自己最好的朋友最爱的人，还是给祝福因为知道他们相爱，所以只属于他soulmate 快出现吧
E23 You said “Nah,it's stupid "which is Robin-see for,“It's important.”Everyone knows that. （最了解Robin的还是Ted）