大龄剩女YY一下又何妨

虽然我也认为男主是贱男，女主不漂亮，Fox kept my eyes on the screen，但因此说是女主自导自演的YY作品……这话也说得太mean了吧……但不mean的人也不会选择看这类型片子，我没有把自己排除在外的哦，呵呵。Anyway，作为一个很少从小玩到大的朋友的剩女来说，真的挺羡慕这种彼此熟悉到就像自己身体的一部分的关系的，You know, I’ve loved this girl for 19 years, Ben. It’s fully half of my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she’s in when she wakes up in the morning. Always happy, ready for the day, can you imagine? I know that she’s honest, she won’t even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, or sneak into the movie theatre for a double feature. She always buys a second ticket, always. I know that we have the same values, we have the same taste, we have the same sense of humour. I know that we all think that organized religion is completely full of shit. I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, she would like me to unplug her, and I will. I know her position on just about everything, and I am on board! I am on board with everything about her.可惜，再也没有这样大把大把的时光来培养这种彼此认识、彼此犯二、彼此体谅、彼此欣赏、知根知底的感情了。
既然现实不能实现，那就在电影里YY一下也无妨吧，何况绝大多数爱情片不就是给人YY的么？