Stella: I saw this TV show, Rosie O'Donna took a bunch of dykes to Nova Scotia, then the flock of lesbians get married there.
Dottie: Stella, are you proposing to me?
Stella (sat back a little, playing cool): Maybe?
Dottie: Are you down on one knee?
Dottie: I don't believe in marriage. I was married, remember?
Stella: I've loved you for 31 year. I loved you when you got fat. I loved you when you went blind! I'm gonna love you forever.
Dottie: Maybe I don't want to be tied down forever. Maybe we could work on some trial commitment.
Stella: How about 100 years?
Dottie: I was thinking of 6 months.
Stelle: 75 years.
Dottie: 5 years.
Dottie: Do I get credit for time served?
Dottie: No... 31 years... I think I can put it up to another 31.
Stella: 31-year trial commitment. That's the deal!
Dottie: That's the deal.
Dottie: And then we can see other people.