1. Caroline (playing shag, marry, dump; to Max):"sleep with Earl and marry you!"
2. Max:"Calm down! If we go to jail, I'll be your girlfriend!"
3. Caroline:" I'm too tired to pull out my bed. I'm sleeping with you."
4. ALL the moments when people thought they were a couple.
-"Are you guys gay bears?"
-"Are you guys lipstick lesbians?"
-"Max, hold my hand!"
-"You know I don't hold hands!"
-"You lesbians are so high-maintenance."
5. MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
Caroline (speaking of the channel necklace that always brings her good luck):" I was wearing it the day I met you."
So cute I'm gonna cry."
6. "Life isn't like a movie. Sometimes, you are not a success right away. Sometimes, you have to just eat it and be a cupcake; and sometimes, you have to take your 'I love you' whichever way it comes."
7.Caroline: "I'm mortified to ask, but did you and I have phone sex?"
Max:"That was you and me."