Now, if you were an assistant pig-keeper and if your name is Taran, and if you have a pig that tells fortune, then you are about to lose your pig because of some stupid dream to become a warrior and freak out. So, of course, the Horned King wants the pig for himself so he can find The Potion-Brewer Pot of Undefeatable Warriors, a.k.a. The Black Cauldron and defeat the people that are fighting him with the undefeatable warriors. Well, having just seen a Bill Nye video about probability, the chances are: You are not a cartoon character, much less Taran, you do not own a farm, much less a fortune telling pig, and you have not heard of the Horned King until now, much less be at war with him, nor The Black Cauldron, much less trying to find it. Now, there is a tiny chance that you are a cartoon character, you are Taran, you are at war with the Horned King, and you are trying to find The Black Cauldron. Obviously, this is a movie, for books do not contain cartoons! Well, some do. Anyway, there is a very large chance that you will watch this, it seems to be very popular. Well, that was my guess, and my guesses seem to be most likely correct. Anyway, enjoy ze movie.