We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never.

"Try this for a deep, dark secret. The great detective, Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I always loved excitement, so I studied and apprenticed and put my name on an office, but absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so ... feminine. So I invented a superior, a decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm ... until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past; and before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name!"

想知道一个绝妙的秘密吗？大侦探雷明顿·斯蒂尔并不存在----他只是我一手制造的。到处都有案子，我想破案，我把名字也贴在了门上，可是没人光顾。女人做侦探没人信任，真是太……太那个了。于是我想变个方式换换名字。我制造了一位男性上司，一位果断的男性上司。真没说的！当他一出现在门口，我想这，就是斯蒂尔！这回你看笑话了，现在是我来工作他来点头。别以为这是件轻松的事，不过只要有人上门，我倒什么都能应付。他有一双蓝色的眼睛……他到底姓什么叫什么？！

But funny，当年的配音把中间几句话的意思跳过去了
而且，竟然真的没有翻译这句暧昧的全剧中心名言！
天哪，这真是有意思，时代趣味的变迁 ：）

We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never.