明朝火铳？

The story of star war is set in a curious world,

where the lightsaber splits spaceship like a hot knife through butter,

where AI is so well developed that even the robots can tell a better joke than your average comedian on Netflix.

But somehow, the not so futuristic technology of automatic firing weaponry has escaped the human.

How come in combat a well-trained stormtrooper only shoots one bullet a time!?

What is this shit? 明朝火铳？

And please explain to me why the gunshots sound like me awkwardly farting into tight jeans. Biu..... biu..... biu.......biu.......

What the fuck.... I don’t get it!

It should be BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!