NO-one's asked me a question in 45 minutes.
So what do you do?
Er, I run a cafe.
It's going well,is it?
It really is.
It actually is.
Fellow smoker.Do you have a spare one?
So, do your family get together much,or...?
I want to fuck a priest.
A good one?
Looks good in the ...
I understand.Do you really want to fuck the priest,or do you want to fuck God?
Can you fuck God?
Look,just please tell me how to not fuck a priest before i get arrested.
Well i don't think fucking a priest will make you feel as powerful as you think it well.
Can you just tell me what to do?
You know.You already know what you're going to do.Everybody does.
You've already decided what you're going to do.
So what's the point in you?
...You know what you're going to do.
I can't believe I'm saying this,but...
Can I get that coconut back?They're actually on hire...I'm not sure if a lot of them are even real actually,which is morally a bit dubious,but we've got to make money somehow.so,thank you.
Also,I hope you don't mind,but,um...I've marked a few pages in here that I thought might be...No,no,no,no.I'm not trying to...They're just words.
Ok,it's just I...I think I know what happens.
Come on,have a read.
I'd like to know what do you think.
And if you ever want to...talk about stuff.I'm here.With a G&T,of course.You can come whenever you want.I'd like you to come,if it helps.
This is a bit embarrassing,but recently I've been really enjoying going to bed at 9:30.
No,no,it's fine.I can see G&Ts!Are you okay?
Yeah,yeah,I just...just fancied a drink and a priest and a chat,maybe.
Oh,that's my whole job.
So, the world was made in seven days.And on the first day,light came and then a few days later the su n came.
But you believe that?
It's not a fact,it's poetry.It's moral code.It's for interpretation to help us work out God's plan for us.
What's God's plan for you?
I believe God meant for me to love people in a different way.I believe I'm supposed to love people as a father.
We can arrange that.
A father of many.
I'll go up to three.
It's not going to happen.