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• 1 有用 noname 2011-10-23

  很全 http://hi.baidu.com/wudixny

• 0 有用 品客档案ijazz 2010-02-05

  s1

• 0 有用 YYY 2010-11-04

  洗脑片~~

• 0 有用 f 2009-11-08

  小p孩stewie是唯一的最爱217 爱死小胖stewie了301 midget jump;311 I'm not fat. I'm Rubenesque 318 stewie's sexy part. 318-321stewie我爱你501 stewie loves lois

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noname 15天前

第一季 第六季中字 第一季七集
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妖妖五 5回应

Biglaity海孩儿 185天前

怎么能没人翻译呢!! 实在不行我来! 11回应

品客档案ijazz 293天前

Stewie在第几季说话能让大人听懂的？ 我直接跳到第六季了，发现他说话别人都能听懂了，而且也失去了轴心帝国的思想？ 2回应

irene 476天前

Family Guy我可以想到的所有歌的歌词 RT 请补完~
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<Noble Indian Chief> (by Handful of Peters)


Noble Indian Chief,
bring us back your ways,
you Indians were so awesome,
in oh so many ways,
They all loved each other,
regardless of their tribe,
O Family Guy我可以想到的所有歌的歌词 RT 请补完~
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<Noble Indian Chief> (by Handful of Peters)


Noble Indian Chief,
bring us back your ways,
you Indians were so awesome,
in oh so many ways,
They all loved each other,
regardless of their tribe,
One Comanche needs a cup of sugar,
and the Blackfoot would oblige,
(oblige)
The only cause of death,
was drifting off to sleep,
and they left this piece of wisdom,
that we hope you all will keep,
And they said,
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah wah waah
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Waaah
Lois: They're gone now.
Peter: How could this have happened?
Both: How?

（Peter和Lois去参加Quahog talent show那一集，曲调很好听，以至于Youtube很多人以为真有这么一首歌~）

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<NAAFP Anthem> (by fat guys)


Stand up all fat men
Stand up straight
Stand up because no chair can hold your weight
If God created us to be so big
That's proof
He must be a big fat pig
God's really flabby with an ass so wide
His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside
God's man boobs are flabby and they hurt when he jogs
And the back of God's neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

（The fat guy strangler--Peter为胖子们建立了一个协会，因为一些胖子被Lois的哥哥杀了，于是葬礼上他们唱的他们的会歌~和声实在太棒了！！！！！）

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<Vasectomy> (by the Quartet)


Quartet:
♪ A vasectomy's a medical procedure ♪
♪ One that makes you half a man ♪
♪ You're half a man ♪
♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪
♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪
♪ That is the plan ♪
Peter:
Well, I'm startin' to get the picture, but how's it done?
Quartet:
♪ You make a small incision in the scrotal skin ♪
♪ Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then♪
♪ You hold it in position with a towel clamp ♪
♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪
Bass Solo:
♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪
Quartet:
♪ Hey but you'll never have to wear a condom ♪
♪ When you do it with your wife ♪
(Covering Lois' ears)
♪ ...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word... ♪
♪ I-ron-y ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to manhood ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to babies ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to kids like Meg ♪
Bass Solo:
♪ Vacuum out your sack ♪

（Peter想去做结扎手术的那一集，很棒的和声！！！）

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<Fellas at the Freakin FCC> (by Peter, Brian and Stewie)


They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some young sexy ding
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cuz you can't say penis)

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!

（Peter因为不满电视节目而自己建立了电视台，播放各种白痴节目包括”The side boob show“，于是Lois只好请来FCC）

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<Stewie’s Banjo Song> (by Stewie)


[Spoken]
Warm out today
Warm yesterday
Even warmer today

[Sung]
Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to Earth
But when I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth

Oh my fat baby loves to eat
A big ol' Budda belly and
Her breasts swing past her feet
My fat baby loves to ea-eat
My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat

[Yelled]
I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!

(Griffin's一家去南方某redneck地区避难的时候，Stewie入乡随俗)

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<You Got Aids> (by quatets)

Doctor Dude: I'm not sure how to tell you this... SO I'LL LET THESE GUYS DO IT!

(peter and a quartet start singing)

You have aids
Yes you have aids
I hate to tell you boy that you have aids
You've got the aids
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here
Or maybe all that unprotected sex you adhere
It isn't clear
But what we're searching for is you have aids
Yes you have aids
Not H.I.V. but full blown aids...

Be sure that you see
That this is not H.I.V.
But really full blown aids...
Not H.I.V. but really
Full blown aids

I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.......
FULL BLOWN AIDS..
You've got the aiiiiiiiiii----iiiids..
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<Prom Night Dumpster Baby> (by babies)


I'm just a prom night dumpster baby

i got no mam or dad

prom night dumpster baby

my story isnt long but boy its awfully sad

althought i came from a hole

(althought i came from a hole)

im singin right from the soul

(im singin roight from the soul)


my fanny needs a blanket

and someobody to spank it

i miss my mam

but shes at the prom

so i'm prom night dumpster baby

prom night dumpster baby

and i'm takin a stroll

(he's taking a stroll)

i'm takin a stroll

(he's taking a stroll)

i'm takin a stroll

(he's taking a stroll)

hahaha i'm takin a stroll

(he's taking a stroll)

i'm takin a stroll

（因为Peter的redneck行为使Quagmire丢掉了工作，Peter说我不能丢下Quagmire，那样简直就像prom night dumpster baby）

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<Its a wonderful day for pie> (season 8)


Lois: Oh Stewie and Brian, you're just in time for pie

Peter: Did Somebody say "pie"?

♪♪ Its a wonderful day for pie ♪♪

♪♪ You can ask all the birds in the sky ♪♪

♪♪ And they'll tell you real sweet, with a musical tweet ♪♪

Quagmire: ♪♪ Its a wonderful day for pie! ♪♪

Meg and Chris: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Quagmire: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Lois: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Joe: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Stewie: This is wonderful Brian! Oh, lets live in this universe

Brian: Gosh, its pretty intoxicating, isn't it?

Stewie: I want to hear more music about pie

Peter: ♪♪ Its a wonderful day for pie... ♪♪

Cleveland: ♪♪ ...and it smell a lot better than I ♪♪

Adam West: ♪♪ Everyone in the house... ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ ...and this Adam West mouse... ♪♪

Barbershop Quartet: ♪♪ ...the bees making honey... ♪♪

Tom Tucker ♪♪ ...this Tom Tucker bunny... ♪♪

All: ♪♪ ...we all sing with glee 'cause we all agree ♪♪

♪♪ Its a wonderful, wonderful day for pie! ♪♪

（s8 ep1: Road to Multiverse-- Brian&Stewie到了一个迪斯尼风格的平行宇宙）

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You can find it on TV (at Emmys, by Brian & Stewie)


Stewie: You know, Brian, we are privileged to live in this particular age of television programming. Brian: Really? You think so? Seems to me that nearly all television these days is complete trash. Stewie: Yes, quite right. But never before in history have we had such a wide selection of trash. Brian: Yeah, I guess you're right. Stewie: Of course I'm right! For example...

(Music begins)

Stewie ♪ You've got mega hits like Idol where Sanjaya took his bow ♪

Brian ♪ Just a little boy from India who made us all say wow ♪

Stewie ♪ With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow ♪

Brian and Stewie ♪ Here's the plain situation ♪ ♪ A simple declaration ♪ ♪ If you want it you can find it on TV ♪

Brian ♪ You've got Scrubs on NBC in season seven-and-a-half ♪ ♪ With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff♪

Stewie ♪ Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh ♪

Brian and Stewie ♪ You can try to deny it ♪ ♪ But we can certify it ♪ ♪ If you want it you can find it on TV ♪

Brian ♪ And if you start to crave a brand new TV thrill ♪ ♪ They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill ♪

Stewie ♪ Like the GEICO Cavemen ♪

Brian ♪ CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean ♪ ♪ But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene ♪

Stewie ♪ Like a show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen ♪

Brian and Stewie ♪ Oh, there ain't nothing to it ♪ ♪ You click it on and view it ♪ ♪ If you want it you can find it on TV ♪

(Music fades into background)

Brian: You know, I think I'm gettin' the idea, Stewie. Stewie: Ahh? You see? Brian: Absolutely! Hey, how 'bout this!

(Music kicks in again)

Brian ♪ ABC has got a lineup that's refreshing and alive ♪ ♪ With its hits like Desperate Housewives just continuing to thrive ♪

Stewie ♪ And those women look sensational for being sixty-five! ♪

Brian and Stewie ♪ No we won't over-sell ya ♪ ♪ We merely wanna tell ya ♪ ♪ If you want it you can find it on TV ♪

Brian ♪ Now, the Peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race ♪ ♪ So I hear they're bringing Seinfeld back to save a little face ♪

Stewie ♪ And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramer's place? ♪

Brian and Stewie ♪ Oh, you may not adore it ♪ ♪ But boy you can't ignore it ♪ ♪ If you want it you can find it on TV ♪

Brian ♪ Now The Sopranos is a show I'd recommend ♪

Stewie ♪ Because you never know just how it's gonna-- ♪

(Music cuts out, screen goes black)

(Music kicks back in, video returns)

Brian ♪ So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed ♪ ♪ All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed ♪

Stewie ♪ Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read ♪

Brian and Stewie ♪ And so up with the curtain ♪ ♪ It's absolutely certain ♪ ♪ If you want it you can find it on TV ♪

（Family guy被艾美奖提名，颁奖晚会上Brian&Stewie把很多电视节目一顿嘲笑，下面被嘲笑的明星也只能跟着大伙一起笑）

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<The List> (season 7, canceled) (by Stewie)


(Stewie) As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list - I've got a little list,
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in caddyshack
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line
And Britney Spears for accidently showing her vagine
And Bill O'riellys ineffective dermatologist
They'd none of them be missed - they'd none of them be missed
(HenchMen) He's got them on the list - he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
(Stewie) There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And senator Bill Frist
I've got him on the list
And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool
He never would be missed - he never would be missed
There's the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage
And every bleeding member of the cast of entourage
And while we're on the subject HBO deserves a whack
For ending the sopranos with a fucking cut to black
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed I'm sure they'd not be missed
(HenchMen) He's got them on the list - he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed - they'd none of them be missed
(Stewie) There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist
I've got him on the list
And the smarty on thanksgiving who says it's the tryptophan
He never would be missed - he never would be missed
There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife
“You know someone should do a sitcom based around my life”
The guy who watched the Simpsons back in 1994
And won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore
And anyone and everyone who's ever made me pissed
(HenchMen) Made me pissed Made me really really pissed
(Stewie) I've got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
(HenchMen) He's got them on the list - he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
(S) They'd none of them be missed
(HenchMan) None of them be missed

（Stewie kill Lois，当他当上美国总统之后，在椭圆办公室举行一个电视演说，主题就是don't mess with me~）

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<Road to Rhode Island> (by Stewie and Brian)


(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives.

(Stewie) Take it dog...

(Brian) We're quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
'cept you're not six feet tall

(Stewie) Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.
(Brian) Give it time.

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style.

(Brian) You're with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
(Stewie) How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
(Brian) Oh, pee jokes.

(Both) We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

((Brian) Crazy travel conditions, huh?
(Stewie) First class or no class
(Brian) Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop till we're there
(Brian) Maybe for a beer.

(Brian) Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
(Stewie) That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die, please!

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

(Brian) We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
(Stewie) We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.
(Brian) Yikes!

(Both) We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

We're Rhode Island Bound..

（Brian&Stewie在回Rhode Island的火车上唱的歌）
...展开 4回应

Ivy 495天前

HELP 我只看过第一季，剩下的在哪能看到？ 4回应

老蒋 497天前

第七季第二集最开始那个舒缓的音乐是什么？ 感觉很熟悉啊，有知道的吗？ 0回应

四偈 531天前

What the deuce! Stewie simply rocks. 11回应

饱食千年 531天前

family guy是我最喜欢的美剧 family guy是我最喜欢的美剧，非常恶搞又不失雅致 5回应

鋸鋸 574天前

和SP真的不在一个层次上... 甚至都不如Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken.... 难怪被Cartman在剧集里鄙视

SP的Die Hard Fan是不会喜欢Family Guy的, 根本就两种风格, SP对时政和流行文化的恶搞疯狂而且刀刀见血, 几乎每个笑料包袱都出人意料, Family Guy不过是对Simpsons的拙劣模仿, 罗嗦些不疼不痒的过期冷笑话, 好无聊
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cee 781天前

原声
http://www.douban.com/subject/2046357/
还有张dvd

自己找吧 http://webwarper.net/ww/www.filestube.com/search.html?q=Family%20Guy%20Live%20in%20Vegas&select=All 0回应