Dicks, Pussies, Assholes
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2008-09-11 23:41:18
来自: Adam / 洋淏
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! |
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00:41:26,288 --> 00:41:28,351我们是阴茎!
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我们是鲁莽自大的笨阴茎
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而且,电影演员协会.....是阴道
634
00:41:43,327 --> 00:41:47,325
而金正日...是屁眼!
635
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阴道不喜欢阴茎
636
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因为阴道常被阴茎干
637
00:41:54,164 --> 00:41:58,121
但是!阴茎也干屁眼!
638
00:41:58,221 --> 00:42:01,919
而屁眼只想在所有东西上大便!
639
00:42:01,961 --> 00:42:05,318
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640
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但是唯一能操屁眼的...
641
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是阴茎...还有些蛋蛋(胆量)!
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阴茎唯一的毛病...
643
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就是有时候干的太多了!
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或者干的不正确...
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是啊,凯瑞,是啊!
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这时就需要阴道来纠正它们
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我不了解这疯狂的世界...
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但我了解!
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如果你们不让我们干这个屁眼!
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那麽我们全部的阴茎跟阴道...都会沾满大便!
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