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2008-05-13 11:18:28
来自: 逍遥未遂
WOMAN ON THE STREET： Never something you do. That's how people are. Love fades. [after sex with Annie] Alvy Singer: That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing. Annie Hall: It's so clean out here. Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows Alvy Singer: [addressing the camera] There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women. Alvy Singer: I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable. Alvy Singer: [narrating] ... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs. Alvy Singer: What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation. Annie Hall: Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about. Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. Alvy Singer: I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss. [Alvy addresses a pair of strangers on the street] Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you? Female street stranger: Yeah. Alvy Singer: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it? Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say. Male street stranger: And I'm exactly the same way. Alvy Singer: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something? |
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I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.!! Yeah, actually, i don't really get it...
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Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.-------------------------------------
最爱这一句。
2011-10-28 19:35:07 怎么办 (losing all hope is freedom)
这个打击了一大片吧 唯一可以被大家宽恕的原因是大家都觉得是在打击别人而不是自己2012-03-18 02:50:45 LLSX
Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.-------------------------------------
最爱这一句。
精髓在于：男的说：“我也是”
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