2008-09-19 01:26:50
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The Big Bang Theory Season 1 / 生活大爆炸 的评论
5
作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.c
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1 / 生活大爆炸 的评论
5
作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.c
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
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2008-09-19 15:58:10 达不溜博士
应该是“你怎么不说我是金门大桥上收费的”2008-09-19 16:57:32 矽の錬芯術師
啊，可能是搞错了Sheldon对弦论是什么态度来着？
他有一次在黑板上写的公式被Leslie Winkle随手解决，忘了是关于啥的了
2008-09-19 22:43:36 达不溜博士
我刚刚又瞄了一眼~貌似是“量子色动力学β函数”，证明了夸克在高能态下的渐进自由，即04年诺贝尔物理学奖的理论……2008-09-19 23:30:06 WishWell
非常喜欢 当时看时还对宅和nerd 毫无切身理解 可如今自己也步入。。。。2008-09-20 00:07:20 矽の錬芯術師
2008-09-19 22:43:36 resai1 我刚刚又瞄了一眼~貌似是“量子色动力学β函数”，证明了夸克在高能态下的渐进自由，即04年诺贝尔物理学奖的理论……-----------------
这......本片反应的是什么时间、什么位面的事情
照sheldon的个性，应该不会容忍自己不能重复推演已经被证明的理论
那难道是想说明Leslie有随手解决诺奖级问题的异能？
2008-09-20 12:37:53 达不溜博士
可能说明了其实Leslie比Sheldon不会差或者比他更天才吧~哈哈~惊爆的女科学家2008-10-01 12:12:00 [已注销]
I love nerds, love geekies! hah2008-10-15 16:56:18 Xylus
应该只是在推导公式的时候用到了这个方程吧2008-10-16 22:24:13 wwind
四个巨婴和一个放荡的女科学家，太彪悍了！！2008-10-24 01:07:18 矽の錬芯術師
巨婴……这是赤果果的诽谤啊2008-11-28 01:00:31 波函数坍缩
想想爱因斯坦生在现在估计也是个大神级的宅男啊。。。只不过那个时代没有现在这么多玩的东西啊。。。替他遗憾啊。。。2008-12-02 08:42:52 zoe
好，不过拥泵应该写成拥趸2008-12-03 00:02:51 矽の錬芯術師
2008-12-02 08:42:52 zoe好，不过拥泵应该写成拥趸
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谢谢指正，已修改
这一刻，小学语文老师泪流满面……
2008-12-30 12:40:36 黑鱼
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
这个也不是没可能的，想当初我哥玩游戏也很不错，结果玩一个篮球游戏时怎么也玩不过做为新手的我，hoho
2009-02-04 22:59:36 快晴
PENNY玩的是柯南时代，不是HALO啦2009-02-06 01:35:02 siva
我爱the big bang!!2009-02-21 20:08:16 钱小钱
在喝奶茶 看到【以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”】喷了 哈哈哈2009-02-24 20:54:11 拓荒者
麻烦不要用“吴彦祖”这种字眼，侮辱了sheldon。2009-02-28 04:58:05 fxltll
最喜欢叠衣板！2009-02-28 19:48:24 solo
科学宅男是无敌的啊2009-03-25 19:58:51 甦
越看越想好好学学大学物理！！！！！！！！！！！！这样能发现更多笑点！！！！！虽然已经足够多啦！！！！！！
2009-03-26 09:38:08 矽の錬芯術師
ls加油你看你还能好好“学学”
不像怪蜀黍们只能好好“重学”了
2009-05-27 23:13:37 chou-chou
就要毕业了，再也没有做Nerd的机会了。。2009-05-28 22:45:29 陶肝
好羡慕他们的生活状态啊2009-06-17 23:54:58 小锡兵
那歌词翻译赞。。2009-07-05 15:02:15 Miss A
Sheldon说中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”时的那个表情，把我笑地差点从椅子上翻下来。。。还有，那个叠衣板，也真的很经典，特别是他叠袜子的时候 囧
2009-08-02 00:12:04 Pure
MARK，最近正在追该剧2009-09-09 15:46:38 苹果派
好看，好笑。2009-09-21 10:10:28 Shadow。
笑到不行。。。2009-09-26 20:46:48 Jackie
正在追啊~~~2009-11-24 11:36:52 雪白干净少帮主
我发现这里面的很多理科派名字我都不理解啊，可着还是不能阻挡我对这四个极品大男孩的爱，还有PENNY2009-12-09 22:58:45 snow
多普勒效应，笑死我们了。2009-12-10 21:57:14 Jackie
近10年来最爱2009-12-26 19:58:31 aidi
erd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。幽默的是 在这集的结尾 两个中国人边吃快餐边在电脑前 看sheldon他们发来的信号来控制了他们房间的灯 哎 同样的天赐宅男吧~~~~
2009-12-29 17:48:27 [已注销]
good2010-01-02 19:27:55 Tai's
同为nerd，为编剧浮一大白！虽然，话说，编剧们的笑点包袱，在第三季已经明显不敷应用，离“科学宅男”这个鲜明特质也越走越远。。。p.s.《好汉三个半》超级无聊。迷恋the big bang的同学们，不用像我一样因为同一编剧班底而特意去找来看了。
2010-02-03 10:57:37 蘑菇
这部片子是不是理科生才看得懂？为毛我都看不下去？
2010-02-17 15:21:09 提子Tea
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。.........................
同意同意~~
2010-02-21 12:10:54 谋杀天后
2009-12-26 19:58:31 adb1989 erd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。幽默的是 在这集的结尾 两个中国人边吃快餐边在电脑前 看sheldon他们发来的信号来控制了他们房间的灯 哎 同样的天赐宅男吧~~~~
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那俩男同胞的中文我是没听懂……
2010-02-23 00:15:21 提子Tea
哈，我也没听懂。。怀疑是不是中国人配的音啊~~2010-04-03 12:59:30 Air
Howard妈妈那无限销魂的嘶喊声，应该就是老友记里Joe的经纪人的声音...2010-04-17 22:38:15 轻舟
叠衣板已经购买，，，2010-04-19 14:30:46 阿布
我也想买叠衣板 好用吗2010-05-14 10:44:54 我要晴空
2010-04-03 12:59:30 Air Howard妈妈那无限销魂的嘶喊声，应该就是老友记里Joe的经纪人的声音...这个我也有同感
2010-05-14 12:06:20 提子Tea
。。。。。同问。。叠衣板好用么2010-05-22 11:42:43 [已注销]
嗯，很期待有一个leslie 找上门来2010-07-06 14:10:51 感动就是一瞬
同为老友记的迷，很久没有看到一部爆笑精彩的美剧了看完了第三季，不知道第四季什么时候出啊
2010-07-13 16:09:13 忘却
等回学校也去网购一个叠衣板2010-08-18 00:03:04 以前、以后
前不久刚看过一个文章，说女人的大脑构造更适合玩FPS，她们只是缺乏兴趣而已、、、、、2010-09-13 20:49:50 寒塘鹤影
作为一个文科生，虽然不懂他们说什么，但也看的很high2010-09-24 23:36:26 aqualiz糯米糍
2010-08-18 00:03:04 以前、以后前不久刚看过一个文章，说女人的大脑构造更适合玩FPS，她们只是缺乏兴趣而已、、、、、
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2010-09-29 19:44:29 桃之夭夭
2010-05-14 10:44:54 我要晴空 2010-04-03 12:59:30 Air Howard妈妈那无限销魂的嘶喊声，应该就是老友记里Joe的经纪人的声音...这个我也有同感
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我也觉得是JOE的经纪人，不知道她能不能出镜一次啊，验证一下
2010-11-13 17:53:23 NORAH
2010-05-14 10:44:54 我要晴空 2010-04-03 12:59:30 Air Howard妈妈那无限销魂的嘶喊声，应该就是老友记里Joe的经纪人的声音...这个我也有同感
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我也觉得是JOE的经纪人，不知道她能不能出镜一次啊，验证一下
OYE~~~强烈期待中~~~
2010-11-14 23:28:53 ♥ 美小貴
哎呀 吓死我了 這句是在第幾集阿~2010-12-21 03:18:54 胚胎干细胞
2008-11-28 01:00:31 波函数坍缩想想爱因斯坦生在现在估计也是个大神级的宅男啊。。。只不过那个时代没有现在这么多玩的东西啊。。。替他遗憾啊。。。
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要是那个时候玩的多，他估计没时间玩相对论了
2010-12-21 07:14:08 supercherub
2009-02-24 20:54:11 拓荒者 麻烦不要用“吴彦祖”这种字眼，侮辱了sheldon。--------------------------------------
嘿嘿 哈哈
2010-12-24 11:06:12 薛定谔的猫
叠衣板 +1111112011-01-22 00:59:23 无意
多普勒效应那集实在太搞笑了。。。2011-02-09 17:05:37 spring
春节看完最新一集后， 再去看了star trek 9, 10, 11 。当看到11里面的 Spock的时候， 我更理解Shaldon了2011-07-09 21:18:23 Nada
2009-02-28 04:58:05 fxltll 最喜欢叠衣板！+1
sheldon叠衣服的样子好可爱！
2011-08-14 17:40:50 Vera
howard的老妈不就是howard配音的么。2011-09-28 17:04:26 阿鱼米德
LESLIE爆强！HOWARD脱衣那里好奇怪哦，他的领子……
2011-11-16 13:37:40 天草树虫
明显不懂中国国情，根本上不了优酷2011-11-16 13:38:51 天草树虫
sorry，不是优酷，不过，whatever，youtube也上不了2011-12-20 11:09:08 马尾巴吉他
擦，刚开始看，还不错2012-02-07 17:28:50 迷失的灵魂
同样的，作为friends的铁杆迷，也要接触别的喜剧> 我来回应